Look at this mother-daughter cuteness. I haven’t posed that nicely for a photograph with my mother since I could walk.
I never know what to think about Alice Richmond, daughter of Tina Fey and Some Guy. On the one hand, I’m prettier than she is, and she is probably kind of a nerd.
But on the…
Suri is so true. SO TRUE.
Dislikes: Avocado, the fact that I don’t like avocado since everyone is on guacamole’s jock, my job, the fact i lost my last job, the fact that I’m still mad about it, olives, mushrooms, the fact that I hate mushrooms even though they have a good flavor and are pretty versatile, I think it’s mostly a texture thing, men who are not you, men who are available but not you, the fact that you’re not available, any male enhancement slash female weightloss infomercial, Bill Maher, Sarah Silverman, Lisa Lampinelli, almost as much as Sarah Silverman, Perez Hilton, being poor, people who are uncreatively mean for no reason, having potential but lacking ambition.
Likes: Boys, cute boys, nice boys, funny boys, silly boys, black boys, white boys, asian boys, indian boys, mixed boys, Boyz II Men, Jon Stewart, Anthony Wiener, Hot Potato Cafe, the word shenanigans, Gentrified Android Youth Soldies, my people my people, my new phone, technology, money, having money, travelling, Angela Bassett, Angelina Jolie, Kerry Washington, my friends and family, my new owl earrings and ring I bought with my niece’s gift card and I’ve already gotten a ton of compliments on, Red Velvet slash Tangy Sweet, a whole lot of things
