November 2008
38 posts
Who just got reserved tickets to the... →
I JUST GOT TWO RESERVED TICKETS TO THE INAUGURATION!! WII! I just got the call from my Representatives office yesterday guaranteeing them. I’m glad I got my plane ticket when I did. I can’t believe…
Nov 27th
A PreTurkey Day Funny →
From suitablyemoname Last year, my younger brother was working at a butcher’s shop in the local grocery store. My mother bought a biiig turkey from him. My father, not…
Nov 26th
I know it's insensitive to say so I'll keep it... →
If you’re a grown woman, who pays bills and calls yourself an adult? And you’re STILL gettin’ beat upside your head by some “man”? Then I can’t do nothin’ for you. No I will not listen to your…
Nov 24th
Things I Love Right Now... →
“I Did You Wrong” by Pretty Ricky, specifically the remix with Teirra Marie (I think) The spelling of the name “Teirra”.  I have a friend named Teyana, but she spells it Teunnia and it allways…
Nov 23rd
Hey y'all!  →
I want to blog, you know? About Pretty Ricky, and Sasha Farce, and gay guys, and pregnant men with uteri and vaginas. About True Blood, and the Adventures of Tim and why it’s awesome. About how I…
Nov 23rd
I have nothing to write about today... →
Or rather, I have a ton to write about, but no time and it’s all so muddled. You can just disregard this, I’ll try to have something better for tomorrow.
Nov 22nd
Dear eBay →
I HATE YOU AND I HATE YOUR STOCK! STOP REMOVING MY LISTINGS AHHHH!!!!
Nov 21st
Oh Bouncy... →
And then she makes me hate her again, cause COME ON! I love how she did a song from her last album while pimping her current album. I need DirectTV to sit the eff down.
Nov 20th
Dear Incandescent T.I. Fans... →
“Brain so good shorty swear you went to college.” Is NOT an ode to higher eduction. Unless that higher education is an advanced degree in succkingadickology with a minor in fellatio. YOU HAVE…
Nov 19th
Voice Post →
Nov 19th
It ain't cheatin if you got it →
11:59 so shut it!
Nov 19th
It's Pretty Universal →
More gay fiction stuff. I might be doing something, but I’m not sure yet. Read if you’d like. She heard a bump, some rustling, maybe some munching, a stray giggle. Nothing too strange, but…
Nov 19th
Voice Post →
Nov 18th
GAYEST EPISODE EVER! →
SNL with Paul Rudd and Bouncy. Very gay. Intentionally. But did it work? My thoughts tomorrow.
Nov 17th
GIVE US US FORWARDS!! →
Lose the BlackBerry? Yes He Can, Maybe   Ozier Muhammad/The New York Times  Senator Barack Obama with two campaign constants: his BlackBerry and his chief strategist, David Axelrod.  
Nov 16th
Is "addicting" a Word? →
I was always taught that “addictive” was the word to use and that the word “addicting” was akin to using “suppably” or “irregardless”. “Ooh, that cheese sauce is so addicting!” seems wrong to me,…
Nov 16th
It's less about incest, and more about forbidden... →
I woke up last night with this on my mind and haven’t had time to write it down until now. It’s gay, it’s fiction, it’s gay fiction. And kind of incestuous which is new for me and definitely not…
Nov 16th
Obama wins 1 of Nebraska's electoral votes →
Holy CRAP y’all! OMAHA, Neb. – President-elect Barack Obama won one of Nebraska’s electoral votes, the first time in history that the state has split its votes and the first time in 44 years…
Nov 14th
His name is Emmett, and He ain't IN IT! →
God has nothing to do with gay people not being able to get married. Neither does religion. Neither do black people. Christian people that hate you aren’t Christian, religious people who hate you…
Nov 14th
Thank you Ben Affleck →
I had no idea who Keith Olbermann really was, but this rant about Prop 8 has made me an instant fan: ps. All y’all blaming black people for this mess can kiss my black @ss. Can you imagine…
Nov 12th
This is the post for the 11th! →
Dangit, I posted and the time stamp had it for the 12th, but it was today! So it’s not cheating! I posted!
Nov 12th
The real competition? →
You thought it was over? IT AIN’T OVER!!!!!!
Nov 12th
Summer Heights High!!! →
 It’s on HBO OnDemand as we SPEAK!  WATCH IT WATCH IT WATCH IT!!!! AHHH!!! And if you want to jump ahead then check out the links here. Show: Summer Heights High …
Nov 11th
Why I'll Miss Phil... Most of All →
“So is your eye still all jacked up?” “Yeah.” “Well it looks a little clearer.” “It is yeah.” …. “Hmmm, you know, there’s a ‘monkey flinging poo’ joke somewhere in there, but it’s just not…
Nov 10th
Probably unrelated but nevertheless: →
Did Obama becoming president convince minorities that we could do anything, or did it reinforce that white people can do everything?
Nov 10th
Like I'm going in circles... →
At least if I felt that way I would know where I’m going. Instead I’m on a long winding country road with gravel streets that go up to impossible height and down to breathtaking lows and at the top…
Nov 10th
Smort Moment of the Day →
“So yeah, that’s why I liked the finale. It was still death, but death as a part of life. Even at the funerals we saw how David’s son was gay and Brenda with her new husband and kids. There was this…
Nov 9th
Voice Post →
Nov 8th
Why having a Black President is Important →
“Stacey! Do you realize that there will be no child born after today that won’t see America with a black president!?” Yes, I do. “Stacey, do you realize that we have finally been given the pass by…
Nov 7th
The Covers Heard Round the World →
There will be special editions of Time Magazine and People coming out soon so try to snag those. I have lots more photos in my Flickr account so feel free to peruse and use the…
Nov 6th
Sorry NaBloPoMo →
I’m a mess today! So you get a crazappy post. BLAME IT ON OBAMA! Excuse me, PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!! ps. I’m watching some TiFauxed TV and there are all these anti-Obama ads. Now, instead…
Nov 5th
Yours, Mine & Ours... →
I’m only 27, but I never thought I would see this in my lifetime. While I was creating this layout I would show it to people who would be all, “Yeah, it’s nice, but you know he won’t win, right?” and…
Nov 5th
Voice Post →
Nov 5th
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Nov 4th
What's worse than being poor? →
Being disastrously poor the few days right before you know you’ll have some money. Bleh, GET HERE FRIDAY!!
Nov 3rd
Nov 2nd
Soulja Boy Don't Tell Em... PLEASE! →
“”shout out to the slave masters. without them, we’d still be in africa.” - soulja boy.” please blog about this! I got this in my inbox and I sighed a huge sigh which if you know anything about me…
Nov 2nd
Hello November! →
November is finally here! The hope of promise, and a better tomorrow lies in your hands November, perhaps I should elaborate. Things that may make November the most awesome month EVER: 1. I may be…
Nov 1st